celebrate christmas with the dallenbachs.
memorable moments:
Vahida happy with Diana in one hand and a pistol in the other "I got gun!" (gift from Dustin)
Conversation between Bryce and Dustin. "Bryce, do you want to switch you blue snuggie for my cheetah print." "Hell yes. It will match my underwear."
Amber left out of the Christmas letter, not given a gps like everyone else, given $100 from Grandma and a note telling her to break up with Paul and get on bc. I told her to write a thank you saying "Thanks for the $100, I bought myself some birth control and now am dating 5 men."
Diana saying Pad De Cay while clapping hands.
I now know what to make for holidays. Thanksgiving I will do mashed potatoes. Christmas, oyster crackers.
1 comment:
poor amber!
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