i wish i were an elephant

i want to be an elephant. i can't believe i only have like 2 months left of being pregnant. why so short? i want to be pregnant forever. i like having a family of 3 without the third one outside the belly. i also like not having to think about labor. i know it is going to be great but i am scared. it's like signing up for the iron man only it will be a surprise when the event actually takes place. i don't know how prepared i am for it. fortunately i am super confident in my support team. the only thing is after the event is over your life doesn't go back to normal, ever. ahhh, why did i do this? i know when June starts i am probably going to start peeing my pants on a regular basis. i'm going to be so clenched up i am going to be in labor forever just trying to relax and open.